hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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