Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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