We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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