We should be called the Road Head Warriors
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
They have beer where we have blood.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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