put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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