"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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