So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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