Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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