Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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