i barfeds in our rink
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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