Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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