You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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