Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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