Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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