I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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