did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need moral support for this bender
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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