Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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