How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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