I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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