you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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