Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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