Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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