remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize