You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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