It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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