I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm both gender and math confused
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