did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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