This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize