Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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