"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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