Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sponge bath it is.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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