THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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