So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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