i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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