i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
