check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he was CRYING into my vagina
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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