I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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