chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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