Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just cropdusted the office
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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