Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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