Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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