Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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