Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my phone needs a breathalizer
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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