2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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