i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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