Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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