Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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