Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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