super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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