3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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