i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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