Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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